Sex Tip for Christian Girls #2: the early evening BJ

ok. i can’t take credit for this. i learned it from a gf at ubc. not that this is a special ubc trick or anything, but in the dorm i figured out alot of easy ways for life to flow.

these tips aren’t in any progressive order. that would be way too complicated.

this tip is for christian girls who are into being sexual of a sort with a christian or non=christian guy. not necessarily intercourse i mean.

it’s all about the course of a date in an evening. the great pressure after dinner or a movie or whatever to go back to whoever’s place and fool around.

it’s all about ladies first. u know? we cum first. that’s the golden rule.

but it’s hard with boys being boys and all.

once it’s time to play around and enjoy each other, guys have waited all night to cum and some of them, those with the least control, often lose it waaaaaaaaaay too early. sometimes still in their pants. what a shame.

and lotsa times once you get to fooling around, rubbing, kissing, sucking and licking, they’re way to close already [all night] that they lose their load and then drift into that dazed place that isn’t so great for girls to get off.

so the tip is simple, and i thank my friend immensely for it.

it goes like this.

boy comes to your dorm room [or wherever] to pick you up. you invite him in. finish your make up, whatever. let him wait a bit.

then slide up your skirt and flash your panties and watch his cock grow. [or unbutton a few buttons on your top or anything that will let him know his member should stand up.]

kiss him. rub your breast in his face. rub his hand on your pussy. then go down on him.

pull out his cock and love it until it loves you back.

whether yer into swallowing or mopping up. it doesn’t matter. let him enjoy your love. but the date’s not over. 🙂

it’s just begun.

dinner, then a movie, whatever you’re doing.

by the time the end of the evening has come around, he’ll already have cum. he’ll feel grateful and unless he’s a complete asshole, he’ll feel some gratitude and want to make it up to you.

this leaves you in the position of inviting him to please you. whether you’re into him sucking or rubbing you or any other cock games..whether or not yer into intercourse…you get your rights as a woman to cum “first.”

and i’ve had this debate with many women and girls. technically, he cums first. but until yer dealing with guys who can hold it for more than 3-4 minutes, you need to get him out of the way before you get any. if you can do it early in the evening, so much the better.

oh yes, also get them to watch something about mary so they know the value of masterbating BEFORE coming over.

you may prefer this if you haven’t yet gotten into the not so hidden glory of a perforing blowjobs. some girls just never get into it. which is fine.

at any rate, it’s important for a guy to clear his “head” before he’ll be any use to you in getting you off.

in touch,
holly

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Jesus Loves Everything: Abortion Poem V: The Scalping Dance

Jesus Loves Everything: Abortion Poem V: The Scalping Dance

oh yeah. the guy who runs that blog calls it this:

“Jesus Loves Everything: A site dedicated to traditional conservative christian family values”

i don’t think God blesses people to make racist poetry.

on it, he’s got a bunch of poems about abortion being bad. here’s one. i guess being right like he is means it’s ok to be a racist too:

Thursday, April 13, 2006
Abortion Poem V: The Scalping Dance

I think I mentioned in an earlier post (the one about manifest destiny) that Indians have promised to perform abortions in South Dakota should the anti-abortion law stand. Well, that angered me so much, God blessed me with the inspiration to write a poem about it. Here it is:

The Scalping Dance

Pow wow wow wow
Pow wow wow wow
HOW HOW!

Indian chief,
Indian chief
Scalping, scalping
Innocence thief!

Feather in his hair,
Evil spirits in the air,
He dances, dances
A fire dance,

The flames
Rising,, rising
They rise

And feed and feed
Because a woman
Will bleed.

And rising, rising
In approval
The flames rise
For a removal.

Indian chief,
Indian chief
Scalping, scalping
Innocence thief!

Laughing, laughing
He tears the womb,
The woman now a tomb
And dances, dances
His fire dance,

The flames
Rising, rising
They rise

Jumping and leaping
For the sacrifice,
Satan’s sign
Of spite for Christ.

Indian chief,
Indian chief,
Scalping, scalping
Innocence thief!

His turquoise beads dangle,
His weathered hands strangle,
And he dances, dances
A fire dance,

The flames
Rising, rising
They rise

Sparkling, crackling
At the fetus’s belly
In his hands
Sticky like jelly.

Indian chief,
Indian chief,
Scalping, scalping
Innocence thief!

His blade slices the head
And its blood runs red,
And he dances, dances
A fire dance,

The flames
Rising, rising
They rise

Lighting up the sky
As the fetus is drained and squeezed
Into a cauldron
And Satan smiles, pleased.

Indian chief,
Indian chief,
Scalping, scalping
Innocence thief!

He mixes it into a potion,
Rubbing it on like lotion,
And he dances, dances
A fire dance,

The flames
Rising, rising
They rise

Fueled by hate
And the mother’s sin
A trail of tears
Left in their wake

Pow wow wow wow
Pow wow wow wow
HOW HOW!

Jesus Loves Everything: A Comment on Women (Why More than 25% need to be beaten)

Jesus Loves Everything: A Comment on Women (Why More than 25% need to be beaten)

oh god. what a sick women-hating fuck this guy is.

his post and my comments are included below. many other people nailed his idiocy in comments as well check them out.

the dumb thing about this is that i’ve heard people who don’t promote beating women say the UN is for the antichrist and we shouldn’t trust it. that’s just a guess. it might be the best bet for world government but the WTO thing is getting bigger too and it’s like, only 10 years old and the UN is 60. WTO’s rising faster.

anyway these folks who don’t trust the UN need to explain away correct things the UN says like kids die from dirty water. having to always justify things must be hard for the simple minded.

in touch,
holly

his post with my comment below:

A Comment on Women (Why More than 25% need to be beaten)
Apparently 25% of married Syrian women have been beaten. At least according to the UN — not exactly the most trustworthy organization, given that it will be the vehicle that antichrist uses in his rise to power. But let’s assume it’s true, and let’s assume it’s true for all women, in general. Immediately one must question whether 25% of women being beaten is a bad thing, simply because the UN, with it’s “study,” implies that it is. Anything the UN says is good must be bad, and vice versa. So if the UN is saying that what’s happened is bad, then it’s most likely good, unless, of course, they have released this study for some other purpose without regard to the morality of the facts, like to hide a nefarious plot to steal the United States’ sovereignty.

In this case, I think the fact that women are being beaten is good, but we could be doing better. And here’s an example of why. Yet again we are given another example of the inherent differences between men and women, and yet again the inherent differences reveal the inferior, prone-to-evil nature of women. The fact that men are effected more greatly than women by amphetamines is proof that men’s brains are naturally more innocent than women’s. Man is profoundly effected because he is inherently good and meant to experience pain and suffering without feeling so unnaturally good except when embraced by the love of God. Woman, on the other hand, exists in a drug-like state, because the Devil has so much power over her. And because she’s already drugged, real drugs don’t have such a powerful effect on her. I would be willing to bet, however, that if you were to run the same tests on Christian women, they would be just as powerfully effected as men. In any event, this is an example of why more than 25% of women need to be beaten, because since women are so inherently bad, it follows that more than 25% of them commit bad, un-God-ly acts and should be punished to keep them in line and bring them to Christ.

And here’s another example of why women should be beaten. As I’ve stated before, God is punishing women by changing their shape so they are less attractive. Now, however, scientists have come up with a formula for the perfect female figure. It is only a matter of time before they or their witch brethren invent some type of potion to make mis-shapen women fit into the formula and thus into clothes that fit and make them look beautiful again. Clearly, the Devil is trying to bring women to his side, and we all know how women can be controlled through their self-esteem. Therefore, it is imperative that we men keep control over the situation with beatings. Otherwise, nearly all women will succumb to their natural impulses and pre-marital sex, abortions, and theivery will run rampant over society. When this happens, I’m afraid, the UN will most likely use the situation to bring it into position to be the world’s government, and we will be helpless to stop the rise of the antichrist.

my comment in reply [he seems to have replied to other comments. i hope he replies to mine]:
“Anything the UN says is good must be bad, and vice versa. So if the UN is saying that what’s happened is bad, then it’s most likely good, unless, of course, they have released this study for some other purpose without regard to the morality of the facts, like to hide a nefarious plot to steal the United States’ sovereignty.”

wow. it must be great for life to be that simple for you. 🙂

the UN also wants all the poor people of the world to be able to drink clean water like the rest of us.

they say it’s because water with deseases, parasites and chemicals kill people. mainly children.

that must be wrong, eh?

you say the UN “will be the vehicle that antichrist uses in his rise to power”

that’s a pretty big premise to go on by faith. like, if yer right, they are evil. if yer wrong, and like the WTO thing will be the world body for the antichrist [my econ prof says it already has 149 of 192 countries as members and more than 2 dozen more are in the process of joining], then yer gonna look like a freakin idiot. and kids will die from dirty drinking water and you’ll have said that’s not true cuz an evil organization said so.

what if world vision also says kids die from dirty drinking water. the world may be a bit more complext then u think.

“proof that men’s brains are naturally more innocent than women’s”

well. i’m a woman. i think kids in poor countries die from drinking water. u think the UN is for the antichrist so them saying so too makes it wrong. your brain may be more innocent, but it’s maybe less wise/smart too. your logic needs some work.
in touch,
holly