MySpace.com, New Friends, and Girls and Guys

well, i finally got into this myspace.com thing. i set up my account: http://myspace.com/KayakPaddle. come check me out. 🙂

i made a new friend. well, 6 in the first 12 hours. one guy was a musician with 33k friends. i deleted him. i think i was just an entry in his mailing list.

another guy said he hopes one of my sex tips is to be married before having sex. i hope he swings by this blog to see how my mind works. even if he disagrees with me, he should get to know how i think.

the new friend whose blog is VERY interesting is here: http://www.myspace.com/captain_n_cherry.

on her blog is a thing from a year ago i’m stealing and commenting on below.

there are many sex tips hiding in here. enjoy!

in touch,
holly

50 things girls wish guys knew

1. Don’t tell us when you think other girls are hot.

– actually, i’m cool with that. i might think they’re hot too.

2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

– or tape what we’re watching so we can pause it and talk. talking’s important. but not when it creates stress.

3. If you don’t act like soap-opera guys, don’t expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.

– ya, tho i’d do it for me anyways.

4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

– ya

5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.

– except when i want to fuck. but ya.

6. Just because you L the C doesn’t mean we have to S the D.

– i’m not so on with that. licking my pussy is fantastic, but i almost [almost, ok] always like to suck cock.

7. This is how we see it . . . Don’t call = Don’t Care.

– ya, absolutely.

8. Which also means that if we don’t call, take the hint.

– ya, though, you can expect me to call to say goodbye. unless yer a dick, then your joints will already be aching.

9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.

– ya. truth.

10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.

– well for some it does, not me tho.

11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave (and not just your face).

– totally. except i won’t shave for anyone. i’ll trim though.

12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.

– unless you want you to fuck me hard and fast. and if we need lube, fine.

13. We’re allowed to be late . . . you are not.

– ya

14. Eye contact is key.

– ya

15. Don’t take longer to get ready than we do.

– ya, though i’m not all that high maintenance.

16. Laugh at our jokes.

– but i’m ok if you tell me it’s a groaner.

17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.

– ya, you’ll get it from me.

18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.

– ya

19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.

– ya. mine are. i don’t want to reward bad behaviour.

20. Do not start with us. You will not win… not kidding .. we ALWAYS win

– ya 🙂

21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn’t think so.

– ya. truth!

22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.

– ya

23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!

– well, i do. thanks, though. 🙂

24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.

– ya, but apologies are ok.

25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.

– ya, i kinda like that. i think it works with my feminism too. i’d open your door if i’m driving. if you’ve had a girl do that for you, you know how cool it feels. 🙂

26. We love surprises!

– ya ya ya ya ya ya!!!

27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.

– ya, almost all the time.

28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.

– ya

29. Boxers and boxer briefs . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!

– ya

30. Clean your room before we come over.

– ya COMPLETELY

31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.

– ya, you’d think this would be obvious…but it’s not.

32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.

– ya, if you’re no good sucking me, you’ll know right away.

33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.

– ya, unless you’re violent, then i’ll break your elbow.

34. Hit it and quit it, because later I’ll be with you’re best friend and he lasts for hours.

– ya

35. Don’t act hard around your friends because I won’t make you hard tonight.

– ya

36. Sometimes “NO!” really means “NO!”

– ya ALWAYS actually with me.

37. “Wife Beaters” are not an adequate form of fashion.

– ya, absolutely.

38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we’d be a porn star not your girlfriend.

– ya, except when i wanna watch myself. then i keep the tapes.

39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn’t right.

– ya, there’s a limit for sure.

40. Don’t let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.

– ya, if they get in the picture i will mock you and them until you cry. endings are endings.

41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.

– ya, but then i don’t date/fuck stupid guys so that won’t happen, right?

42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.

– ya

43. “Fat Chicks” have feelings too.

– ya, except there are no fat chicks.

44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!

– ya, but it works better to use our words…when we can.

45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.

– ya

46. Just because a girl doesn’t pick up on the first ring doesn’t mean she’s not waiting by the phone.

– ya 🙂

47. You don’t have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.

– ya

48. Don’t say you love me if you don’t mean it.

– ya

49. Don’t lie to us . . . we will catch you.

– ya, unless you think i’m a moron, in which case you will regret it.

50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you

– well, except for really intimate things. there’s value in sharing a few things that are ours.

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4 Responses

  1. Annie from aff– #51 Yes you can fuck me in the ass—

    providing i can jam a cucumber up yours first,,, take the hint/

    #52 No you cant watch me and my girlfriend together. I dont want to watch you and your buddy do it together.

  2. ata girl! keep it coming!

    in touch,
    holly

  3. Holly is cool she sees people for who they are and voices her opinions shes 1 of the fewest real people who are left.KEEP DOING WHAT YOURE DOING HOLLY, 1 LIFE TO LIVE.

    LOVE MECHELLE L KING

  4. blush.
    blush.
    blush.
    blush.

    thanks so much! like a warm hug!

    in touch,
    holly

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