News Flash: Bible Doesn’t Reject Blowjobs and Anal Sex in Marriage!

ok, this one should be obvious, but let’s not judge people for asking sincere questions after all.

but here is a good question about where to go in the married bedroom:

QUESTION: “My wife and I love the Lord with all our hearts, and we don’t want to do anything to sin against Him. Our question is in the area of oral sex. Is it scripturally wrong for married couples?”

and the answer on the webpage is correct: the bible doesn’t forbid blowjobs or bum fucking. for married partners. and while the page has a link to onanism, and Sodomites, there is no godly or earthly reason why a man should not fuck his wife’s ass. and there is nothing against them in a healthy 69 escapade!

yay blow jobs and anal sex!

but here’s my commentary. the fact that good christians are so “led” to stop thinking for themselves that they have to ask such [and many other] questions is one of the things about conservative christianity i can’t deal with. obedience to the point of sacrificing one’s own mind.

now i’m not married and i love blowjobs and [more recently] anal sex. and i use my mind to determine that while unmarried i can partake of these delicious delights. and surely i’m going to hell for this, mostly because i’m unrepentant. according to the conservative church anyway.

but i’m not so conservative, so that’s ok with me.

in the end, the bible has no comments on my vibes, lubes, girlfucking, girls grinding on the dance floor at Lick, or what i do to my girlfriend in the tub.

we must use our minds, oh children of god! and let us pray that our bodies are aligned with our minds and we can figure out what is sensible without turning to the likes of the pastor at my childhood church, who really had his head up his ass.

i wonder what the bible says about that.

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3 Responses

  1. I don’t think there is any reason to mix sex and religion at all!
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  2. Medical research shows that anal sex can be harmful. Just because the Bible doesn’t explicitly come out and say “no” to somethiing doesn’t mean we shouldn’t do it. We have been given brains and should use them in conjunction with wisdom, research, conscience and Holy Spirit guidance through prayer and Bible study. If we are only looking to the pages of the Bible to give us a list of do’s and dont’s then we are way off!

  3. ok, mike. i’ll bite. toss me the link to the medical research.

    and i won’t be surprised when i see it. lotsa folks are harmed by bumfucking. it can hurt. but it can also be done without pain. practice helps.

    i agree that the absence of a “no” in the bible doesn’t mean we can do it. the bible didn’t go into blow up sex dolls, so we can use our minds there.

    this is kinda my point. we have to use our minds. and not rely totally on the bible literally.

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