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I’m back, after 833 years
so hi babies i think id need like 333 posts to catch up on what’s gone on for the last several years from before the particular pesky pandemic but whatever i’m sleepy i’m not in onlyfans i still have sex parties i am not a madame i hire no sex workers i have room for…
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Sex Tip #24: When He Doesn’t Fuck You
Don’t ask. Tell a man that he can’t fuck you. And it’s nice that he obeys you. Shouldn’t be that hard but it is. But not always. Meet Carmella, 18–January birthday, Catholic, volunteering at my school before doing her teaching degree. She’s into SCIENCE so she’s a treat. Volunteering in Chem and Physics classes keeps…
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Going Braless, Yes!
As long as I’m meat, men will define the boundaries of my identity and sexuality. I choose bralessness in a variety of circumstances. As a teacher, my job is to empower people. I choose to wear a bra at work because the stress of not doing so is not worth the hassle. But it turns…
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Need Advice for My Sweet Friend
so yeah, i’m not much for asking for advice. not because i’m perfect or genius but because i usually only write about things where i’m the expert. and that’s ok. it’s also ok to say hey. what do you say to this dude. i’m at a bit of a loss for words. there are 2…
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Sex Tips for Christian Girls #23: You Can’t Trade Sex for Counselling. Duh.
Greetings my bitches and sperm spewers! i hereby resolve to do more than one post in 2016. see…i’m already halfway there! i have many updates. of friends and new friends. and semen and cunts. and visions of 2016. but the first comes as the last key killer discussion of 2015. with one of the counsellors…
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Making your heart sing!
i’m getting more into tantric sex. i’m getting more into keeping my dear dear lover hard until i can make him cum at whim. like hours, but really 30-45 minutes is goo. i’ve fallen in love. like, in the cliche way. i still love buddy and my girlfriend, but i’ve moved out of that household…
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It’s Easy Being Green, and Slutty, In Vancouver
I was a hipster the other night, wandering Main Street with friends, when we get distracted by this “fuck me hard while I wear this revealing corset” shop on 16th. I enjoy being slutty while trying to reclaim the word slut from those who want to shame me and my sisters and slutty brothers from…
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Sex Tip #22: We Should All Charge for Sex
i was talking to a christian virgin in her 20s last week, the sister of a girl i teach with. she is good without intercourse. she has a firm line. she considers it an issue of personal integrity and morality. all fine. but she loves being sucked and sucking so her morality doesn’t stop her…
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Dibs
hello again my dearies! it’s been a great year. lotsa fun irl. lotsa busy times at work. lots of stress but nothing inducing dull stares and stress leaves. but i’ve neglected all of you, for which i sincerely apologize. but something i’ve noticed in my writing time away is that my blog’s become quite popular.…
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How did you find me?
My wordpress stats are always good for a hoot. Here I am, trying to find things to do in the next several days to ward off the start of school [denial, i know], and i’m trolling my stats for the search terms people use to get to…me. Here are the best of the 1’s [spelling…